Analyze the stain

Who in the FBI lab will analyze the Clinton stain?
The guy that picked the shortest straw.

Al Gore and Sonny Bono

What’s the difference between Al Gore and Sonny Bono?
One’s a tree-hugging stiff… and the other’s a tree-hugging stiff.

All Saints and the Spice Girls

What is the different between All Saints and the Spice Girls?
Well it was about 18 stone, then Geri left