A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my farts never smell, and they’re always quiet. But I’ve been doing it very often.”
The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, “In fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You probably didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and they’re silent.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. “The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good!!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.”
The black guy laughs and says, “You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It’ll stretch and get big and look just
like mine.”
Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, “Has it grown
any?”
The poor Asian guy responds, “It hasn’t grown at all yet - but it
has gone black!”
The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store…
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- Asian Breasts
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth sel...
- Fluctuations
An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Ne...
- Asian Farts Don’t Stink
A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with ga...
- Snacks
- Mississippi
