“All generalizations are false.”
“Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.”
Seen on an old, beat-up car: “This is not an abandoned vehicle.”
“Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death”
“Cover me. I’m changing lanes.”
“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.”
“Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep”
“Work is for people who don’t know how to fish”
“Montana — At least our cows are sane!”
“I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
“I love cats…they taste just like chicken”
“Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
“Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician”
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car….”
“Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!”
“I souport publik edekasion”
“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
“Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”
“Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy.”
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
You have the right to remain silent….Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
