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A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

The man replied, “Just doing what you said Doctor, ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The Doctor exclaimed, “I didn’t say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL.”

Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.”

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”

Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.”