Yo mama so ugly when she was born they used a tinted incubator.
A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the couple came back.
“I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with my left hand until it gave out,” said the man.
“And I tried with both hands until they gave out,” said the woman. “And we still can’t get the lid off the jar.”
Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
Because things were looking a little fuzzy.
