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Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:

A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing “AT”.

When you’re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.

A modem won’t say a word if you come home late.

A modem can’t collect alimony if you decide to dump it.

A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.

You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.

A modem doesn’t mind if you call another modem.

A virus you catch from your modem doesn’t require a trip to the doctor.

You don’t have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.

Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control – you can even turn the sound OFF.