A man walks up to three men sitting in a bar and says that he will bet them 100$ that he can place a Shot glass on their table and pee in it from across the room.
The gentlemen talk to each other and are all in agreement that this could not be done, so they take his bet.
The man then walks to the other end of the room and begins to pee. He does not even come close to the glass, he pees all over the bar, the table, and the men with whom he had made the bet. After he is finished he returns to the table where the three men are sitting, they are laughing and joking about how they toke this guy’s 100$. They ask the man. “Why did you think you could pee in this glass from way over there?” The man replies, “I didn’t, But I made a 500$ bet with the bartender that I could piss all over you guys, and all you would do is laugh about it.”
4 men went golfing one day. Three headed to the first tee while the other went to the clbhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gavea friend a new home for free.” The second man said, “My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that he gave a friend a brand new mercedes, fully loaded.” The third man not wanting to be outdone, bragged, “My son is a stockbroker, and is so successful that he gave a friend an entire portfolio.” The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking caring of business. The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons.How is yours doing?” The fourth man replied, “Well my son is gay and and dances in a gay bar.” The others grew silent as he continued, “I’m not tottally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a stock portfolio and
a brand new mercedes.”
A man was in an airplane, and waiting for the men’s room to be free. After Half an hour, he asked a flight attendent if he could use the lady’s restroom. The women said yes but told him not to touch to the buttons on the wall. He then went in the cabin. On the wall next to him were for buttons. He couldn’t resist and pressed on the first one. Water started spraying from the toilet, cleaning his ass. He was so amazed by that, that he pushed on the second button. Then it was hot air that came out of the toilet, drying his ass. Astonished by that cool technology, he pressed on the third button. Powder popped out, leaving his buttocks soft and smelling good. He finally looked at the last button. The letters A.T.R. were inscribed on it. Without even asking himself what it ment, he pressed on it. Ne next thing he knew, he was in a hospital, surrounded by doctors and nurses. His waist war wrapped in a tissue and there was blood everywhere. He looked at one of the doctors and asked him what happened. The doctor told him that he pressed on the A.T.R. button. The man asked him what it standed for. The doctor ansewred: “Automatic Tampon Remover.”
