Why did the mathematician name his dog Cauchy? Because he (the dog not the mathematician) left a residue at every pole. Thanks to Ben Ford.
A surgeon, a Mathematician and a Politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon stated that his profession was first, “After all”, he asked, “who do you think helped god make Eve out of one of Adam’s ribs?” The mathematician said “No, before Adam and Eve and even before the Big Bang, there was chaos and God needed a mahematician to show him how to use chaos theory.” The politician spoke up, “Ha! I win, who do you think caused the chaos?” Thanks to Craig S.
Did you know that 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions?
Thanks to Tom Najman
