Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can do for you”, said the doc.”In the Army privates don’t have an inferiority complex… they’re just inferior…”——————————————————————————–An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: “When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike.”"Well, I don’t think much of it either,” replied the GI.
First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier: “Whyever not?”Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.”"Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.”"What was the jingle?” asked the first. “Oh,” replied the other offhand, “just our medals.”
