Here are a few important observations, before the election campaign heats-up:
Republican boys always expect to grow up and marry Republican girls and please their parents. But they always date Democratic girls because they think they’re entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats step on bugs.
Republicans call an exterminator.
Democrats eat the big fish they catch.
Republicans have them mounted.
Democrats sit on the dock and fish,
Republicans expect to have someone else drive the boat.
Democrats make a lot of plans, but
don’t do much with them.
Republicans are still following the
plans their grandfathers made.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
[Five minutes later]
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
[Five minutes later]
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
[Five minutes later]
“Daaaa-aaaAAAAD…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and…
“Where does mommy live?”
“Minneapolis.”
“Where does grandma live?”
“Baltimore.”
“Where does grandpa live?”
“Baltimore.”
“And where does daddy live?”
“At work!”
Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day…
