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An Alabama State Trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-20 and asked the driver, “Got any ID?”
The Alabama driver replied, “’bout what?”

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”