The results of the X-ray
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
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THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR
Theorem: 3=4Proof: Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3