Superior Jokes .com

“Welcome to Entropy Burgers — may I take your order?”

“I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time.”

“My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you.”

“I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name’s Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don’t like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population.”

“What kind of Poisson would say something like this?”

REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST

- All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!

- Clark Kent style safety glasses

. – Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.

- The “opportunity” to deal with irate clients asking “where are my results?”

- Because it’s pHun

- Access to 100% pure ethanol

- Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies

- You never have to worry about what you’re doing on Friday night (You’re working in the lab)

- Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.

- You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.

- ditto for cancer

- You are adept at poverty cooking

- You prefer to get your course credits the hard way