Annoying Boy On Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ”What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, ”I would be a bus driver!”

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!

If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…

If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.