Fishing Riddle

On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?

Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Dallas Cowboys’ Texas Stadium

Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys’ Stadium?

It’s going to be called Drug Emporium.

Pigskin Pro

What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?

An illegal procedure.