Yo mama

Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.

Summer Job

Ya mama is so fat… she sells shade in the summer.

Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

there you go

You need to keep your mama out of the trash she keeps getting it all over the place.

Yo Mama So Poor

Yo mama so poor that when someone rings the doorbell she has to stick her head through a crack and say dingdong.

Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mamas so fat, she has to borrow a belt from orion

Yo Mama So Fat

Your mama is so fat,she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!

Yo mama So Old

Yo mama so old she saw Jurrasic Park and said that brings back memories.

Yo Mama So Hairy

Yo Mama So Hairy, when she shaves she uses a lawnmower.

Yo Mama So Fat

yo mama so fat with her we are 2 nations.