Yo Mama Laundromat

The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t follow you around!

Yo Mama’s So Stupid

Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo Mama’s So

Yo mama’s so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ”Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!”