Bartenders do it on the rocks.Bartenders do it as you wish.Bartenders do it for tips.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Part of a the CIA’s specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson. His object? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski. Dr. Poppycockski, code name: Cock, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ”What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, ”I would be a bus driver!”
