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One Saturday night, Jim and Mark went to the bar to unwind over a couple of beers. After a few rounds, a good friend of theirs walked in named Bob. Well after they drank a few beers, Bob looked over at them and asked if they were leaving soon. Jim said yeah, we’re leaving after this round. Bob said alright then I’ll see yall fellas later. Bob staggered out of the bar and when he got outside he crouched along the wall. After about five minutes, he got up and staggered to his car. He fiddled with his keys and got in his car. When he got on the road, he started swerving back and forth in both lanes. Well, soon after a cop pulled him. The cop walked up and asked for his driver’s license and registration.

The cop said, “I watched you stagger out of that bar, crouch along the wall, then stagger to your car, get in, drive off, and you started swerving.” Bob looked up at him and said, “Sorry Mr. Occifer, I was just on the way home just then.” Well, the cop thought he was drunk, so he told Bob to get out of the car. Bob got out of the car and the cop started giving him some sobriety tests. Well Bob passed all of them, including the breath-a-lyzer. The cop looked at him funny and said, “Sir, you seemed drunk and you even passed all the tests I gave you.” Well, when the cop said that, Bob started smiling. Bob said he was the DD for the night. The cop asked, “Designated Driver?” Bob said nope “Designated Decoy!!!”