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January – Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February – Couldn’t work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn’t fit into the typewriter.

March – Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said “2-4 years”.

April – Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May – Couldn’t make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets.

June – Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August – Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September – When asked what the capital of California was: answered “C.”

October – Hates M &M’s because they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December – Couldn’t call 911 because there was no “11″ on any phone button.

In the middle of a field there’s a blonde sitting in a row boat just rowing away like mad. When another blonde spots her while driving by, she stops her car and gets out angrily.

She runs up to the barbed wire fence at the edge of the property and yells, “Girl, it’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! If I could swim, I’d swim out there and kick your bony blonde ass.”