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Blonde is driving out in the country side admiring the view.Suddenly she screechs to a halt surrounded by a herd of sheep.The farmer runs up and tells her not to worry,he’ll have her out soon.Blonde gets out of car and starts rubbing the sheeps heads.” Ahhh,there really cute,can I keep one ?”she asked the farmer.”sure you can my love,pick one out”says the farmer.
Blonde picks one and starts to drive off with the farmer running after her shouting”give me back my dog you dumb bitch!

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments, “See! That was more than 5 times a month!”

The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”

Again the wife bugs her husband, “Hey, that’s some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!”

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!”

The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back, “Sure, once a day! But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!”