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The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
- Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.
- Accidental deaths per physician, is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Now think about this: -

The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
– The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all ages) is 1,500.
– The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, then, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

PS. As a public health measure, the statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

A man and a woman are standing in a really long line at a hospital donation center. Bored, the man decides to strike up a conversation.

“Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?”

“Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.”

“I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.”

A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.

“Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?”

The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh!”