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This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments, “See! That was more than 5 times a month!”

The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”

Again the wife bugs her husband, “Hey, that’s some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!”

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!”

The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back, “Sure, once a day! But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!”

Three men (an Aussie, an Irish bloke and a German fella) are in an old plane trying to make it around the world. As they pass Germany, the German fella yells, “I love my country!” and throws a bag of gold overboard.

When they pass Ireland, the Irish bloke shouts, “I love my country!” and throws a bag of silver overboard.

When they pass Australia, the Aussie yells, “I hate my country!” and he throws a bomb overboard.

They finished their flight soon thereafter. When the German gets back to his country, he walks along happily until he sees a small boy crying. “What’s wrong?” he asks. “Can I help?”

The little boy cries, “A bag of gold hit my mother on the head, and now she’s unconscious in the hospital.” The German walks away, feeling sorry for the little fella.

When the Irish bloke gets to his country, he sees a little girl crying in the street, and he asks her what’s wrong. The little girl replies, “My mother got hit on the head with a bag of silver, and now she’s in the hospital.” The Irish bloke walks off in shame.

When the Aussie gets back, he finds a little boy in the street laughing like a maniac. “What’s so funny?” the Aussie asks.

The little boy gasps, “My dad and I were out gardening, and my dad cut such a huge fart that it blew up the house!”