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Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, “I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom.”

She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet.

He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went to the bathroom.

“Betcha I can bite my own ear,” Mickey challenged next.

The bet was accepted.

He took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.

“Okay,” he said, “I’ll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won’t feel a thing.”

Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet.

Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went.

“I can feel you.” she giggled.

“Oh well,” he grinned, “You win some, you lose some!!”

This tall, beautiful woman coyly asks to see the manager of a bar. The bartender is interested in this woman and decides to handle the matter himself. He says, “What can I do for you?”

She walks closer, which gets him more excited. “No, I don’t think you can help me,” she purrs, “I really have to talk to the manager.”

By this time she’s leaned onto the bar, thus showing some of her cleavage. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but the manager isn’t avaiable right now, but I’ll be happy to help you any way I can.”

So she gets a bit closer to him and starts rubbing her hands through his hair and across his lips. The bartender is very turned on now and says breathlessly, “So what is it that I can do for you?”

She gets even closer and allows the bartender to suck slowly on her fingers. Then she says, “Can you tell your manager there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room?”