A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it’s idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
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Posted in Blonde Jokes
it was so funny. these blonde jokes make me go wild with laughter. i imagine myself in the place of mechanic and it becomes more funny.