A married couple went to the hospital to have their first baby. While there, a new doctor told them he’d invented a machine which could transfer the mother’s labor pains to the father. The husband thought this was a terrific idea. (Talk about dumb!)
The doctor set the machine at ten percent, explaining that even ten percent was too much for most men. But the husband felt just fine. So, the doctor turned it up to twenty per cent. Still nothing. Amazed and with some trepidation, the doctor turned the machine up a notch, to fifty percent. But the husband continued to feel just fine. Wanting to help his wife, however, who was writhing in pain, he told the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.
In the end, the wife delivered a healthy baby, and the husband suffered no pain at all.
When they arrived home the next day, they found the mailman dead on the front porch.
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What a funny joke. Most women who have had more than one child would love to let the father feel a mere 10% of the childbirth pain so they could have a better understanding of just how painful it can be. Why does everyone always blame the mailman – couldn’t it as easily be the UPS guy?
Huh huh ha… Very nice jokes..
Actually if it could be happened that there is a machine to transfer
The pain to a man, then actual father could be identified by seeing who
Is feeling pain. So I think this sort of machine should be invented. I got
A nice idea from this jokes.
Honestly, I did not understand the role of the mailman at first. And then it hit me. So the mailman was the real father. I laughed my eyes out. It was really funny. I can just imagine lying on the bed with the machine attached to me and not feeling any pain at all when in fact I should be. Then going home to find out the mailman dead. LOL.
ha!ha!ha!, really very funny. i thought i was the only dumb husband around.but sometimes being really very dumb pays rich dividends. thats the moral of the story-pretend you are dumb with ur wife!!!
what a nice joke you have! it really made me laugh. what i was thinking is that the father was strong enough not to feel the pain transferred to him. but it turned out that the real reason why he was not suffering is that he’s not the real father. lol.
Funny…really…although if this is real life situation, I wonder what the husband would feel or do later. Any woman would be in jubilation if there would really be a machine invented that would do just that…childbirth would then really mean so much to both parents in that case–not only because pain of giving birth has been shared, moreover husbands would then realize how much women must have/will have suffered even before and after giving birth.
wow.. what a joke..i jus like it. i also wonder that the husband would feel …
The pain to a man, then actual father could be identified by seeing who
Is feeling pain.I can just imagine lying on the bed with the machine attached to me and not feeling any pain at all when in fact I should be. thanks for the joke.
Nice joke. In fact, males are lucky enough that they are not to endure such pain although they are mainly responsible for it. Hahahaha. It will be a very good news for any woman to hear such machine has been invented through which labour pain can be transferred to her male partner.